R.P.S (Restless Penis Syndrome) is a common problem experienced by males in a relationship - Now it seems there's a pill to take to cure this annoying chick problem - If your partner ever offers you a pill to take, flush it when she's not looking :(
When chicks get labeled as 'Bomshells from hell' you just know that things are gonna start getting hot anytime soon - If this is what it's like when you die then i might just press 'down' instead of 'up' on the heavenly elevator when i go - WOW !
Next time you are drunk and one of your buddies offers you what seems like an innocent flaming shot TRY to remember watching this clip and politely refuse - The consequences of accepting can be painful - OMG !
She may have the voice of a fallen angel but she also has the drug-habit of Ozzy Osbourne in his prime - It was only a matter of time before she became an Xmas legend!
If you are suffering from a lack of chick attention then maybe you should invest some of your hard earned money in Sean Connery's guaranteed method of getting lucky with the ladies - LOL !
The son of God is back and it looks like he's the second coming with a fist ! - Prepare for some ultra-cheesy kung fu action and appaling acting as Jesus takes on the evil Atheists and kicks some non-believing ass - BRILLIANT !
You can just predict what is goonna happen here - You want to stop it but the dark part of your mind needs to see the destruction an 8yr old kid with a large baseball bat will do to a family TV - AWESOME!!!