Training a dog to defuse a bomb is a bad idea. Not only does it throws up a bunch of ethical questions, but there's a more pressing question; how will rover know whether to cut the red or green wire?
You either love or hate tattoos on ladies, personally I think there's no need - Sometimes though you come across some tattoos done right, i think these are they.
So your all alone, single & depressed, you wanna have a girlfriend, but feel you are too unworthy to have one. Don't despair, you actually might be waaay more attractive then you think you are. This will explain ALL!
The canon of European art is lauded, and rightly so. It's got some fine fleshy paintings that can stir a man's heart. But you can't help thinking it could somehow be improved. And it can, by adding cats.
These will go nicely with some bacon socks or bacon bra, and work well as a main course to be followed straight after by some edible candy underwear, then straight onto the fish or chocolate course.
Thankfully she's not part of the Iglesias family that gave us that premium douchebag's douchebag Enrique Iglesias, instead she's a fine looking Spanish-Norwegian beauty!
Listen to the lady, she speaks perfect sense. This is the sort of pic you need hanging up on the inside of your locker, or attached above your bathroom mirror. Just to remind yourself.
Don't worry if you are obese or butt-ugly when it comes to winning over a female! Getting a beautiful chick is easier than ever if you know how - OMG !