If they don't include a scorpion jacket for Mario as DLC for the next Mario Kart game I will be extremely disappointed. I'd also like a cutscene where he stomps out a Goomba in an elevator as well. Make it so, Miyamoto!
Ok, animals are cute. Pets, yep i love them. Monkeys, i can take them or leave them, but come on lady, there are limits that should NEVER be crossed, whatever the hell might be going on inside your head!
Discovering about the birds and the bees for the first time can be slightly daunting, that is, when you are about eight or nine years old. Why this twenty-something woman is weirding out is slightly worrying. Forever alone?