If they don't include a scorpion jacket for Mario as DLC for the next Mario Kart game I will be extremely disappointed. I'd also like a cutscene where he stomps out a Goomba in an elevator as well. Make it so, Miyamoto!
The next time you feel like going out and drinking like a real 'man', take
a look at this guy and it's guaranteed you'll switch from a pint of lager to a glass of milk quicker than you can get the next round in!
Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world, that’s right, ALL of them. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.
In Soviet Russiaz the police ogle you! It's good to see the police getting their priorities right. Just out of shot there was probably an old lady being gang raped by bears or something. But hey, there's two hot chicks. Woohoo!
As the Republican vs. Democrat race starts to take shape, how are we going to measure who is the best political party to lead the nation to triumph? Well, a competitive eating competition would be a good start.
If my legs looked like I'd stolen them from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, my trousers wouldn't even fit the Statue of Liberty or my stomach was a giant ass hanging a few foot off the ground, I might start using a plate instead of a trough !
This is reason numero uno why you shouldn't leave your beloved pooch locked up in the car. Forget the general cruelty of leaving them trapped in a hot box, and think of that new upholstery you've just put in.