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February 17th, 2012 
If they don't include a scorpion jacket for Mario as DLC for the next Mario Kart game I will be extremely disappointed. I'd also like a cutscene where he stomps out a Goomba in an elevator as well. Make it so, Miyamoto!
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November 2nd, 2010
Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.
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October 22nd, 2012
I can't be the only one who wishes that images like this came with a link to a site where you can buy the awesomeness depicted? I WANT ONE, DAMNIT!
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April 11th, 2014
They might be a little impractical on land but if someone pushes you into a river then you'll have the last laugh. Also, they will go with your facebook duckface.
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June 9th, 2009
1.Hot lover boy - 2.Chav car - 3.Secluded spot - 4. baby sitter - 5.confirmation of baby sitter ..................TOTAL WTF!?!!
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July 9th, 2009
If you see a hottie at the super market and she seems a little timid, leave it at that because you never know what she has got in her bag or down her pants.
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January 27th, 2009
Star of the newest Bond and Hitman, if I had a price on my head and had a hitman/woman after me, then if it was her I wouldn't mind being killed so much, as long as she killed me by strangling me with her firm thighs.
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November 20th, 2009
How very charming, her curtains match her underwear, but this looks like some hotel room where an illicit affair would be conducted
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August 12th, 2013
The only thing cooler and more rebellious than smoking cigarettes is a car that smokes cigarettes. This car is possibly the coolest thing in the universe.
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August 25th, 2011
Clearly we need to ban the sale of cucumbers. won't someone please think of the children (and the dogs)? I hope she used a seedless cucumber so that she doesn't get pregnant.
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November 25th, 2009
Always listen to your mom's advice and carry one around in your pocket - It could cum in useful :)That must be some kind of super knot.
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