If they don't include a scorpion jacket for Mario as DLC for the next Mario Kart game I will be extremely disappointed. I'd also like a cutscene where he stomps out a Goomba in an elevator as well. Make it so, Miyamoto!
Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.
Star of the newest Bond and Hitman, if I had a price on my head and had a hitman/woman after me, then if it was her I wouldn't mind being killed so much, as long as she killed me by strangling me with her firm thighs.