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February 17th, 2012 
If they don't include a scorpion jacket for Mario as DLC for the next Mario Kart game I will be extremely disappointed. I'd also like a cutscene where he stomps out a Goomba in an elevator as well. Make it so, Miyamoto!
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June 25th, 2009
The next time you feel like going out and drinking like a real 'man', take a look at this guy and it's guaranteed you'll switch from a pint of lager to a glass of milk quicker than you can get the next round in!
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February 10th, 2015
Dogs look pretty cool with their heads out of the window of a speeding car. The faster the car, the cooler they look. Time to put this theory to the ultimate test; Warp Speed Nine. ENGAGE!
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November 18th, 2010
Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world, that’s right, ALL of them. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.
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July 22nd, 2010
In Soviet Russiaz the police ogle you! It's good to see the police getting their priorities right. Just out of shot there was probably an old lady being gang raped by bears or something. But hey, there's two hot chicks. Woohoo!
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March 4th, 2011
This guy has gone to desperate measures to satisfy his concerns that possibly, quite possibly his spouse might be playing away from home - Then he discovers something SHOCKING! He needs help bad!
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August 18th, 2011
As the Republican vs. Democrat race starts to take shape, how are we going to measure who is the best political party to lead the nation to triumph? Well, a competitive eating competition would be a good start.
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May 21st, 2009
If my legs looked like I'd stolen them from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, my trousers wouldn't even fit the Statue of Liberty or my stomach was a giant ass hanging a few foot off the ground, I might start using a plate instead of a trough !
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May 23rd, 2011
This is reason numero uno why you shouldn't leave your beloved pooch locked up in the car. Forget the general cruelty of leaving them trapped in a hot box, and think of that new upholstery you've just put in.
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September 29th, 2011
Knowing how some gadget-happy people are so completely disconnected from the real world, i wouldn't be at all surprised if this is a genuine app? All we need now is one virtual gf and we are set.
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January 29th, 2014
This is only going to end in poor decisions, and tears. Actually, the man who put his jewellery store there is a genius, to make a fortune all you would need is a large enough 'no refunds' sign.
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