If they don't include a scorpion jacket for Mario as DLC for the next Mario Kart game I will be extremely disappointed. I'd also like a cutscene where he stomps out a Goomba in an elevator as well. Make it so, Miyamoto!
Before he became a flaming eye of hate, hanging out at Mount Doom plotting the demise of ugly-footed hairy midgets, he went to high school just like the rest of us. And this is a rare photo of him from those seminal years.
Trust those furry creatures to clog up the interwebs with bandwidth abusage as animal lovers everywhere salivate over 'cute' dailed up to 11. All you need here is some glass and you have a great coffee table!
They say a picture paints a thousand words but in some cases words are actually a better way to go because what is seen can never be unseen - On this occasion i'd rather believe what i was told rather than see for myself :(
If only everyone was as wise as young Tommy here. Instead of experiencing the world for ourselves and deciding with our senses what's happening, let's just check Google Street View and if all's well on there, then it must be fine. Douche.