He is driving his lawn mower down the street completely drunk in order to get to the bar and he gets pulled over by a cop. I don't think this is a good outcome, but some of the lines are just so funny.
When it comes to Star Wars fantasies, most people immediately fixate on Princess Leia in that slave costume, but nobody ever spares a thought for Jabba, 3PO or the humble storm trooper.
If some of your child's first words are "Oh Sh!t" then two things are obviously going wrong with your parenting skillz. First of all you curse too much, and if that isn't the case are you SURE you've got the right baby?
Welcome to Scotlan, where the air is clear, the scenery is stunning, and you have no idea what people are saying. If you can understand what these two are talking about then you deserve a job as a translator. Baffling!
So far, it's already been a great year filled with people doing amazing and awesome things and were still only in spring, kisy imagine what it'll be like by Xmas? Here is a cool compilation for your viewing pleasure.
3 Old ladies 1 Kim Kardashian Sex Tape - This should be fun? They might not be in the prime of their lives any more but I bet they knew all the tricks by the time they hung up their boots. Kim isn't teaching them anything.
Everyone thinks penguins are all cute and that, looking after their eggs in the cold like the greatest parents in the animal kingdom. But, they have a dark side too. And that is, they’re thieving bastards.
We all know how much humans have been,and are, an influence to our friends in the animal kingdom. You simply have to watch this video to see how the apple doesn't rot far from the tree. Never a cop around when you need one huh?
If you want to make your movie the talking point of the evening then this is the way to go. This awesome video gives you a POV shot of what it's like to skydive into Los Angeles at night and into a movie premier. Why isn't every premier this awesome?
Will you look at this happy chappy, he’s got like some totally sick dance moves. He’s grabbed life by its swinging testes and swung high and true on them, up where the angels play and God gives you a knowing wink, and the air is thin but fresh.