To be honest i'm seriously surprised that the table could hold this chicks weight to begin with, let alone have her dancing on it. Always good to see a girl perform scientific test of tensile strengths and tolerances for the sake of our amusement - LMAO!
You know, i would kinda like to see a whole film made like this, it kinda makes a lot more sense to me - Pulp fiction gets a Team Fortress makeover - "Do you know what they call a bonesaw in France?" - LOL !
*crack* *crunch* *thwack* These are the sounds of Steven Seagal entering a room, snapping fingers like they were biscuits, twisting limbs like they were those of bendy action figures, caving guy's knee caps in like they were made of brittle glass. It's all here. Worship it.
Well isn’t this nice, a girlfriend sending a message to her boyfriend in an unusual and creative way, it’s so sweet. They must really love each other. Hang on, what’s that say at the end? He’s what! Oh man, that’s cold. That is cold.
A delivery person delivers pizzas to a house where he encounters the stuff that dreams are made of, a woman in a towel. But then the nightmare, her very jealous boyfriend appears from nowhere. WHOOPS!
He could probably annunciate a little more but he's definitely got the fundamentals of human speech down. It's just a matter of time now before pug armies march in the streets and we're all live on the Planet Of The Pugs.
....The HORROR! Who's going to win this epic battle? A cute tiny little kitten or the mean scary horrible thing that resembles a tennis ball? Well, the kitten puts on a brave fight because that thing does look mighty scary. Go kitten!
What could be better than hot chicks in bikinis reciting lines from The Big Lebowski? The answer my friends is nothing so don't even try to think something up.
I’m pretty sure ‘I be a lump on you’ has never, ever been a lyric in a song in the history of all time. Unless someone had released an album about cancer. And that’s doubtful. Or maybe the NHS would consider funding it.
Some people claim to see jesus in water stains, tea leaves and even in toast, but this guy is like, 100% sure that he REALLY can see Jesus in his slice of toast. You kinda need to be at the right angle though...
Live TV, you gotta love it, you never know what's gonna happen? Maybe she has some ants down her bra or maybe her bewbs just dont want to be held back by that restrictive device any more and want to be free - Either way this makes for some very interesting TV viewing.