You gotta be careful with that wolf whistle these days cos there's nothing dwarf-like about the extreme nutshot these little guys can mete out! Not all girls appreciate a wolf-whistle so if you're going to then prepare yourself for a world of pain!
This is Simon "Wet Dick" Bergeron, founder and sole member of one of the most important groups ever formed: the "Fellatio Truth Movement". Jon Lajoie proves once again that "he da man".
If I came home from a hard day's work to find Megan had created this mess in my home, then I would not be at all happy. The making it up to me part I would be happy about though.
Take one cute chick (preferably your girlfriend), sneak up on her and place trash can over her head, beat her to the ground with a big stick and then abuse her with some god-awful looking gunk - Remember to laugh like a maniac while doing this - OMG !
When chicks get labeled as 'Bomshells from hell' you just know that things are gonna start getting hot anytime soon - If this is what it's like when you die then i might just press 'down' instead of 'up' on the heavenly elevator when i go - WOW !
This brings a whole new meaning to the term 'Just another fish in the Sea', it may also make you think twice about grabbing at that proverbial carrot when it's dangled in front of your nose too!
Bob Boonah is the dude who can really soccer-it to ya ! Aside from the dodgy accent and terrible yellow sweater, the Rembrandt reference is simply class and he’ll certainly change the way you think about (or eat) tapas – ROFL
This is utterly mental - Jumping over a quiet road looks radical enough, but if you add a 16 wheeler that suddenly appears into the equation it becomes insanity - I wonder if the guy really became a hood ornament - OMFG!