If you pass out first then you're putting yourself in a dangerous position. You know no matter how many times your buddies stack you full of crap, they're never going to tire of it. None of you will ever learn, will you?
The next time you feel like going out and drinking like a real 'man', take
a look at this guy and it's guaranteed you'll switch from a pint of lager to a glass of milk quicker than you can get the next round in!