Mom said she wanted one of those vibrating electric toothbrushes for her birthday, the only problem is they didn't sel them in the kinda shops i usually visit. Hey, at least this one has an inter-changable head!?
Some people just don't know when to stop, but lets not limit it to just humans, it also applies to the canine world too. "Sorry sir, but I can't in good faith serve you even just one more beer. You've had enough."
All that it takes to turn a cuddly teddy into pant wetting nightmare fuel is a pair of grandma's old teeth. Stick them in Teddy's mouth and Presto! One psychologically damaged child, with minimal effort.
Fed up with boring classes where you don't seem to learn anything, well now here is something that can definitely forward your education and help protect you from the school bullies. It's a shame this project won't get you good grades though!
There's nothing better than grabbing some goggles and submerging yourself at the local pool when a cute chick swims by, the sights you see, eh! On the other hand i might just get out for five minutes :(