The only thing you have to worry about now is it soaking up enough milk that the sides become soggy enough to lose adhesion to the creamy core. But that will never happen, right? This Oreo is UNSINKABLE!
Awww, bless! It's like all this pussy's Christmas' have come at onece, i don't think i've ever seen a cat who's got the cream look so estatic....Best not tell him that his white powder haul is better suited for snowballs!
Do you ever find yourself asking: just how do those entertainment ratings work anyhow? Are pixels an R or an 18+ divided by the amount of internet pr0n you've seen? Well, here's a handy guide, in picture form to make it extra easy to understand.
Star of the newest Bond and Hitman, if I had a price on my head and had a hitman/woman after me, then if it was her I wouldn't mind being killed so much, as long as she killed me by strangling me with her firm thighs.
If you want to see a lack of self-respect distilled into an image, look no further. And if you want to see the full horror in the living flesh and blood, walking around like a fat sack of low self-esteem then just head to your nearest Walmart.