If you ever need any help, don't be afraid to ask the internet. Sure you might not get exactly what you asked for but you'll sure as hell get a few unicorns and some narwhals, which are pretty much the solution to most things anyway.
You mean there is a simplified equation, or the equation changes depending on the time of the month...tell me....i must know these things? On the other hand, some women makes string theory look like a simple addition :(
Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.