Being an Emo has never been so much fun before - Just because you are miserable doesn't mean that you can't have unlimited choices on how to feel the pain - OMG !
Underwood by name, giving wood by nature! If this blonde cutey needs something to swing on I've got something much better than an old car tyre, an actual swing!
Nuns, they're insatiable, first they praise the Lord, then they praise your ass & before you know it you're saying ten Hail Marys & she's sat on your face!