Beer is the nectar of the gods, but it comes at a price. Beer goggles make incredibly sane people commit epic acts of self destruction. Man the harppoons... no! wait.. nuke em, thats the only way to make sure.
Ok, so the train might be completely empty, but when it stops it's gonna get crowded in that carriage, mind you, i don't really care about being squashed together with some of these future passengers :)