Beer is the nectar of the gods, but it comes at a price. Beer goggles make incredibly sane people commit epic acts of self destruction. Man the harppoons... no! wait.. nuke em, thats the only way to make sure.
He may be a notorious tough guy who used to work for the KGB and now controls Russia, but his weakness is that he likes nothing more than to wave at animals, providing they wave back of course. If they don't, he can get real angry.
Dwight from the US version of the office tells it likes it is. And that basically means trouncing on all those dumb cliches that every spouts like mindless sheeple in his cynical b@stard way. Go Dwight.
If you don't dig on swine, then you may not be partial to this calorific snack that features a bacon lattice and sausage meat. A few of these a week and you can guarantee that you'll be dead by the time you're thirty. Nom.
This is reason numero uno why you shouldn't leave your beloved pooch locked up in the car. Forget the general cruelty of leaving them trapped in a hot box, and think of that new upholstery you've just put in.