Beer is the nectar of the gods, but it comes at a price. Beer goggles make incredibly sane people commit epic acts of self destruction. Man the harppoons... no! wait.. nuke em, thats the only way to make sure.
Take 15 families from around the world, ask them to bulk-buy food for the next 7 days and present it to the camera on the kitchen table....and compare. Strangely the family from the USA looks very lean!?
He's thinking, "i wonder if they look as good as those leaked photos i saw on the internet". You'd do exactly the same in this situation, you could stare at her from any angle. the red hair is absolute perfection on top of perfection.
It's a real forst world problem solved, youu're not short of money, but you don't fancy buying a car? It's time to get yourself some elite public transport and travel like a BOSS with comfort and security combined. Nice.
Oh dear, is this your fish? If so it is either going on an all expenses holiday to Waterworld....Or....Possibly going to visit Mr. hawk's hungry siblings for lunch - Either way, it's definitrly a 'fish out of water' experience.