Beer is the nectar of the gods, but it comes at a price. Beer goggles make incredibly sane people commit epic acts of self destruction. Man the harppoons... no! wait.. nuke em, thats the only way to make sure.
Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.
Playboy hawtie, whose was in born in 1975, then gave up modelling in 2005 and now trains terrorists in Pakistan - That last part isn't strictly true but lets hope it wasn't because her fantastic body began to sag, that makes me sad inside...
Eating must be nightmare for this guy/girl, could you imagine how tricky soup must be? You wouldn't want to be sat opposite them at lunch, it really would not be pretty. Someday their body is going to reject that pyrex plug and it won't be nice.