Beer is the nectar of the gods, but it comes at a price. Beer goggles make incredibly sane people commit epic acts of self destruction. Man the harppoons... no! wait.. nuke em, thats the only way to make sure.
Apparently there's a whale in the picture? I can only see Denise Milani who needs to meet my moby dick. You might think that considering their size, both models are made of plastic and I have it on good authority you would be right.
Ok, i can hear some of you asking, she's nice, but who the hell is she? Well, meet "JoJo" Levesque, an American pop and R&B singer-songwriter and actress who rose to fame in 2004 at the age of 13 - I'm totally becoming a devoted fan!