Beer is the nectar of the gods, but it comes at a price. Beer goggles make incredibly sane people commit epic acts of self destruction. Man the harppoons... no! wait.. nuke em, thats the only way to make sure.
This is why there are no english superheroes, nothing really happens that the police can't deal with. "I came as quick as I saw the bat sig.....oh, you've got it all sorted then have you. I'll just go shall I?"
Hipsters are strange creatures. Desperate to be unique and interesting yet somehow managing to all look identical. Who would have thought an extravagant mustache and non prescription glasses would be a sought-after look?