Beer is the nectar of the gods, but it comes at a price. Beer goggles make incredibly sane people commit epic acts of self destruction. Man the harppoons... no! wait.. nuke em, thats the only way to make sure.
Could you just imaging the price tag if Apple ever got round to building one of these beauties. it would be so expensive that even Tony Stark would have to think twice before buying one. Plus, you'd have to replace SIRI asap.
Yep, it's official, some people are definitely on a completely different wavelength than the rest of us and what they take for normal everyday activities would send the rest of us running for the hills. It's a very strange planet we live on.
You think the 21st century rocks with its iWhatevers and virtual social interaction, well it was nothing, NOTHING! compared to the 90s. Back then all this was fields of joy and hope and candy was dispensed on every street corner by naked angels.
Just like life, business is a biatch, you get a good thing going and someone muscles in. I know what I'd go for and I don't even have a car, BBQ wings FTW! Well no one wants those kids to have a monopoly do they?