Beer is the nectar of the gods, but it comes at a price. Beer goggles make incredibly sane people commit epic acts of self destruction. Man the harppoons... no! wait.. nuke em, thats the only way to make sure.
Even superheroes are feeling the burn in these austere times, and it just sickens me to the bat teeth. Gone are the days when the Batman would pimp it out in his turbo-charged vehicle. Dark knight days, indeed.
Ok, i can hear some of you asking, she's nice, but who the hell is she? Well, meet "JoJo" Levesque, an American pop and R&B singer-songwriter and actress who rose to fame in 2004 at the age of 13 - I'm totally becoming a devoted fan!
If you were bored at home and posted an update to your FB account that if you got 300 likes you'd go into school the next day dressed in a dress (boys only) with full make-up, would have the balls to actually do it? Something to ponder.
Gone are those innocent days when all you needed was a piece of string and some tin cans. Now it's all about blogging while taking a dump, and emailing your boss while sleeping. Here's a handy chart of how all those different tribes see each other.