Beer is the nectar of the gods, but it comes at a price. Beer goggles make incredibly sane people commit epic acts of self destruction. Man the harppoons... no! wait.. nuke em, thats the only way to make sure.
So, you're going to end it all, what's the point in going on if the girl of your dreams doesn't like you? But then she turns up just at the right moment, and comes up with a suggestion that could change it all...
Is this supremely fit Sports Illustrated hottie Asian or Latin? We couldn't work it out so we consulted Wikipedia & she's an Australian model of Singaporean Chinese and Portuguese heritage, bit of a mouthful, but aside from that she's hawt!
If you're a comic book character, vengeful or just trying to do your bit, it is absolutely paramount that you have deceased parents. All the better if the non-existence extends into other immediate family and beyond.