Beer is the nectar of the gods, but it comes at a price. Beer goggles make incredibly sane people commit epic acts of self destruction. Man the harppoons... no! wait.. nuke em, thats the only way to make sure.
When it comes to badly shooping yourself onto the head of a stranger so it looks like you're totally dating a totally hot babe, make sure she's not a Z list celebrity. Make sure she's A list. Aim high.
Sometimes the effects of nature can have a funny outcome on, at what at first glance seems a very ordinary sign and turn it into something 'special'. I would have loved to have been a customer at this store!