Beer is the nectar of the gods, but it comes at a price. Beer goggles make incredibly sane people commit epic acts of self destruction. Man the harppoons... no! wait.. nuke em, thats the only way to make sure.
Looks like the local Baptist church has got some serious competition on their hands and i don't think it's the dark lord Lucifer? I'd check at the Church of Eternal Ice down the road if i were you pastor!
If it came to a point where the hordes of the undead had managed to consume the flesh of the living and then they turned their rotting, salivating jaws to the heroes and villains of fiction, well then we'd really be in trouble.