This is a great trick, especially if you're going to use it on parents. Just wait for dad to settle down on the sofa after a hard day's slog at the office, wait until he is truly relaxed and watching his favourite program, then BLAM!
So Mr Jobs has gone to the great docking station in the sky. RiP. Sad news, but his projects live on and we can all continue to obsess over them for many years to come. You might even be reading this on one of his products, because all your best friend's an iPhone.
You can’t help getting the feeling that something is going to happen. Will his arm snap like a popsicle stick? Will his grip slip causing the barbell to come crashing down on his throat? You don’t have a dog in hell’s chance of knowing what cums next – SURREAL!
The Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement would be a nasty little ruling governing international property right law. This man describes himself as ‘unsigned, unsignable geek rapper and activist’ and yet he’s managed to put this excellent few mintues together.
Preparation is everything in an event like this: "Hey guys, we're killing this race, we've won it by miles, maybe we should start to slow down a bit. hit the breaks.....What breaks boss!?"
I know everyone hates emos & just wishes bad on them..well...SO DO I!!! Man, this emo beauty certainly wasn't expecting this when she took a big glug of OJ. Well thats what you get for drinking from the carton.
There is nothing better in life than a wet pussy. Just take a look at this one it looks so funny and desperate as it struggle to get out of the water.........
I'm not sure which is the bull and which is the girl here. Look at the size of this womans thighs they are bigger than me, no wonder she can hang onto the machine,
I'm not a musician but if I was I'm sure this guy would make me feel like an inadequate one. He takes a couple of mobile phones and manages to coax I'm Yours by Jason Mraz out of them using only the buttons. Genius.
I've invented a new sport combining break dancing and bowling: I call it ice hockey. OH wait, that's taken? OK, lets just go with "Amazing Headspin Bowling Shot" .. Hey, I never claimed to be The Bard