What happens if you take Peter Griffin out of his family role and submerse him into the underbelly of a computer generated nightmare - Will he take the blue pill of the red one? No one has ever done anything like this! ...That's why it's going to work !
Some people's relationship with their pets are a little excessive. But this chick just gets set upon by her mut while she sleeps, or so it seems she probably just pretends and loves it.
Wish there was a faster way to feed the chick you just brought home from the bar, so you can go to sleep ? - Now you can with 'Condom Mint', the world's first edible condom for that tasty after-sex snack - OMFG!!!
If you're gonna attack a tennis ninja then better make sure it's not Roger Federa cos he'll make mincemeat outta ya - especially if he has his native Swiss Army knife!
This is how to make a complete idiot of yourself and destroy a perfectly good guitar - Sometimes i really wonder if these morons don't understand that they would achieve their goal quicker by running into a wall - OMG !
Working in a butchers shop means you always need to keep an eye on your employees, especially when they're making your tea ! Always check whether the lumps are going to be sugar or not...
Just watched Lord Of The Rings for the 15th time? Want women you will never get, in situations that will never happen? Then i think it's time you dialed 1-900-Nerd-Girl for some TOTAL nerdcore !