Plane crashes & suicide bombs are common reasons for early retirement to that place in the sky where Burger King never has queues & you never need to shower - WTF?
Megan Fox said this about her "I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl - Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She's mesmerizing." Nice :)
Nuns, they're insatiable, first they praise the Lord, then they praise your ass & before you know it you're saying ten Hail Marys & she's sat on your face!