If you hate condoms and all other forms of contraception then this method could be for you. It might hurt to begin with but in the end you'll be laughing. It's the ultimate contraception, coz after this you'll never want sex again!
Dr Seuss' cat didn't turn up so a cute model had to stand in for it in the fashion show. Who knows how she is meant to see where she's going with that massive thing on her head? So it's no wonder she takes a couple of tumbles off the catwalk.
I bet this mirror's seen some sights in its time, I'd gladly swap places with it for a day or week or month. If for no other reason than to find out what lives in the rather big cage on the right. Could it be a snake? A monkey? Giraffe?