How annoying is it when you are swimming with your girlfriend and she suddenly gets eaten by a huge great white shark - Animals have no respect for a romantic moment !
WARNING!!! Do this alone in a locked room and never reval the truth to anyone because sometimes the truth is too shameful to become public knowledge :(
The next time you start moaning that your high speed internet connection is a piece of s#it spare a thought for those people less fortunate than yourselves - LOL
If you thought that the opposite sex were very easy to figure out then you couldn't have been more wrong - They are so complex that even mathematics has a hard time equating them :(