How annoying is it when you are swimming with your girlfriend and she suddenly gets eaten by a huge great white shark - Animals have no respect for a romantic moment !
I know no one but me has probably ever thought about this bizarre baldy bind, but what exactly would today's celebrities look like if they had been sired by Gollum
The planet's future for the oncoming year is always going to be unknown, but it's very reassuring to know that whatever happens there's one thing you can count on - Marissa Miller
Some people achieve greatness, whilst others should be stopped from breeding. You really have to think whats important in life when you start complaining about things like this.
If you thought that the opposite sex were very easy to figure out then you couldn't have been more wrong - They are so complex that even mathematics has a hard time equating them :(