Updating Facebook relationship statuses isn't the first thing that most new couples do when they get married, but these two can't even wait to get off the altar
If you really wanna sell a decent burger then getting it endorsed by Duke Nukem can't be a bad thing - "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and i'm all out of gum!" - You just know this will taste GOOD !
To be honest i dont feel bad for this girl. Models have it all given to them on a plate and to see one go down live on a news feed is pretty damn funny, so i think I'd laugh too. Lol!
Me old mate Parry Gripp has writen a song about young chicks talking about themselves online and about boys they have ruined. Careful suckers because they could seen be talking about you.
If you think you have been wrongly given a speeding ticket and the cop has parked behind you then dont hesitate to reverse over the cop and his car, you'll be let of free after that.