The life of a Fairtrade banana, as you can see in this, is spent cruising about in a convertible & hanging in exotic climes, but things have really improved for our top bananas, it used to be tough as hell !
Chippendanes are pretty bloody disgusting but getting little kids to do it is even worse. Unless your a paedo or a really proud parent then your a weirdo if you like this.
You are all alone and you finally have your hands on that totally hot video you have wanted to watch for ages - Just be prepared for a BIG disappointment - LOL
In this awesome new instalment of the Halo franchise you are a soldier in the elite Orbital Drop Shock Troopers searching ruined city New Mombasa after it was attacked by the Covenant, to discover what happened to your missing teammates.
When you like sports an much as these guys then you would also feel the need to write a song all about it. If only there song writing skills were as good as there love for sports this might have worked out well. LOL!!!
If you are getting your ass kicked in a boxing match and you turn on the ref you had better hope he isnt this tough or you'll get and ass kicking double time.
Ice hockey is a physical game especially for the goalkeeper, but how about adding a touch of the unexpected by using a curling stone instead of a puck? Even with all that protection you'd have to be insane to try and save a shot.
This bunny is no ordinary bunny. His name is Tex, and he's the most amazing creature in the world - He is a quick and efficient perfectionist at opening all incoming mail & he works for carrots - After all, he goes to MIT - WTF ?