The advancement in android robotics is quite amazing - They now react to being subjected to pain and their naughty bits being touched - How much longer before they start complaining about every little thing i wonder?
Its the 21st century verse of quick sand. How come it is only women who have got stuck in this road? I bet all their husbands are sat on the other side pissing themselves laughing at their dopey wives.
This brings new meaning to "dropping the ball". It's not something that you want to happen to you, one minute you're driving along the street minding your own business. The next you're spinning through the air. Nasty.
Sometimes you might think that your penis is your best friend but for this guy it's actually a reality. The main problem with this situation is that he is constantly cock blocking him.
You ever wondered why the early explorers always raved on about Asia being full of eastern promise? Lets just say that they weren't talking about the scenery and exotic spices - Or maybe they were? - This chick is awesome!!!
Mr Bolt is so damn fast he stops to make a call to his girlfriend and still manages to totally smash the world record. Think how fast he would be if he bothered trying? Genius.