A man fleeing from police near Miami, Florida, jumped in a pond and was eaten by a large alligator - The cops have nothing left to go on except a rather fat gator - OMG!!!
Normally i would have my money on the cats but in this case the squirrel has some double glazing for safety and the stupid cats have worked that out. And it has excellent results.
While crying myself to sleep at night wearing my pyjamas and clutching my games console like a comfort blanket, I wonder why I'm so unpopular. Maybe I need someone to give me a facial...a facial analysis that is.
The burning question here is 'Can a dog burst 30 balloons in 30 seconds?' - by the size of it you would think it impossible, but then again! - Release the DOG!!!
If my school nurse had looked anything like this i would have been cutting myself in class to get to go see her. Instead she was a smelly old rotter who would make you more ill rather than fix you up.
This one was written in the stars man, hot reported stood by football pitch its literally only a matter of time till she gets a ball right to the head, LOL!!!