A man fleeing from police near Miami, Florida, jumped in a pond and was eaten by a large alligator - The cops have nothing left to go on except a rather fat gator - OMG!!!
Jeebus, these wedding videos are getting out of control. This one's off the chain, how much time did they spend editing this together? Christ, what ever happened to shaky camcorder footage of your aunt falling over on the dancefloor.
They are complicated creatures, they dont want you to have a J O B or even not to be a SCRUBB, what they really want is for you to get them some health insurance.
Ok, this is a once in a life-time opportunity to get the full attention of the planet's hottest celeb and what's better is she just wants you to stare at her - I would have done that without her asking and also thrown in a drool - WOW!
After having watched this it makes one realize a few very important, significant, world-changing things..... I forgot what they were now.... anyway, No wonder all these beloved historical heroes never amounted to anything. MEH!
Now this is what video cameras were really made for, trying to catch your girlfriend nakie while she gets changed. We should all try this, apparently cute females love being caught out and having the experience put up on the interwebs! Even better when they fart like this chick!
This is what every man needs in his life to save him from the horror of cold leftover take-away – could this be the perfect live-in partner? No need to cook any more because it’ll all be done for you! I think I’m in lurve…
Sometimes chicks are really dumb! Fancy coming up with lyrics like this for a song when they should know that men do not need to be told where to look on a chick !