If you are gonna own a pet then you should take responsibility of looking after it and making sure it gets daily exercise - This however is taking laziness to extremes !
Ok, so not the ass (i think that's a donkey?), but not the semi naked chick either, ... ...It's all a bit confusing but after a while, you'll see - OMFG !
No matter where you are or what you're doing, there is always going to be someone that 'bit' better - Well, in this case it's someone with better balance and a solid objective - Meeow!
It's been around since 572BC, there is no doubt that Ikea has solutions for everything from Bar Mitzvahs and weddings to funerals and crucifictions.... WTF?