It'd be good times with Gemma's voluminous volcanoes smiling down upon you - I'd suggest burning incest & praying to the fire god 3 times a day (at least) - I'd definitely try to climb them & hit it with my hot lava when i erupted !
It's always a pleasure to see this 29 year old Polish playmate, she stirs something within my underwear, or that could just be my hand in my pants...you've got to love the poles though!!
Here is the ultimate solution where kilt wearers can sit and not worry about the shrubbery being squashed.
I think the novelty has to wear off for the second user on a hot and sweaty day!!
If you feel that nobody takes you seriously then simply get dressed up in some tough-looking leathers with optional accessories such as metal studs. Then join a, "bad boy" biker crew. Please note that spandex is a tell tale sign of WTF!!