A hawt Californian actress & model & a shining example of why I should up & move to the Golden State! The perfect sun-kissed babe in her itsy bitsy bikini, with a pair of beach balls that are more than enough for any discerning beach bum.
Sometimes the worst possible things are said as a joke! Could this guy be any more offensive and hilarious at the same time? How could he even post that comment on Facebook? He must've been pretty high himself to even think it.
Just remember the next time you get into trouble at the beach there is sure to be some help at hand. Just make sure that whatever peril you are in happens as the sun gets lower otherwise you'll just get a crab!
You know those cosplay costumes that really good looking girls wear that make you want to become a life-long comic fan and spend your life at those nerdy conventions hanging out with them? Well this is not one of those times.
Looks like the local Baptist church has got some serious competition on their hands and i don't think it's the dark lord Lucifer? I'd check at the Church of Eternal Ice down the road if i were you pastor!