What do you do when you're trying to take some lovely wedding photos and then you're attacked by the undead? Well, you do the only thing you can do, you pick up the nearest weapon to hand and start crushing zombie skull.
The easiest way to speak Italian! Simply hold your hand in this position and wave it about a bit and Presto! You'll be speaking fluent nonsense and offending an entire continent's worth or people. Congrats, you racist.
Like your women hot? Then you'll like Karla Spice! I don't think she's spicy enough, I'd cover her in jalapeños then sprinkle on paprika & accompany her to the hospital while they put cream on her lady parts!