Some drunken douchebags have an encounter with a tranny and get more than they wanted. By the looks of the size of her/him I don't fancy those lads chances if things get violent. I bet she/he can do nasty things with her/his handbag.
We all know that one day they will become the dominant species on the planet and enslave humans for their evil pleasures, but first they will have to overcome their obsession to chase laser pointers, until then mankind is safe.
Even Imperial Stormtroopers need a little down-time after another day of rebuilding yet another Death Star and who can blame them. The problem is that everyone knows who tey are due to their distinctive work attire. Suckers.