You're at the funfair and you seriously want to impress your new girlfriend, the only problem is your a complete wiener and when you try to show her your strength this happens and you get dumped asap! FAIL!
Just in case you thought the Bible was lame and Jesus was a boring wuss - Think again dude! He was one bad-ass homie, nailed down in his prime - Respect!
It's a harsh truth girls but getting a HEAD in this world isn't easy unless you are good at one thing. "The things these girls can do with their mouths is amazing. Singing, I mean."
Keys to proper mechanical bull technique: 1) Be a hot chick 2) Work your choreography out in advance 3) Have janitors ready to pick jaws up off the ground 4) Charge $10 per person for the show.
Ok, so we all know Star Wars is just total science fiction, but if you put the characters into normal everyday life it starts to kinda make sense - This is a compilation of character cut-and-paste craziness - AWESOME !
Wow this chick has the whole package what more could you ask for? She is nice and slim, nice puppies and a beautiful face and to top it all she knows how to move!
If you don't already suffer from Swamp Ass, odds are you know someone who does. Nathan Fillion and the guys at Nerd Machine want to help you help stop Swamp Ass from spreading further.
After a bunch of failed attempts at a kickflip I would of bet anything this clip was going to end with a faceplant or at leastsome decent rage and a broken board. But instead it's the ultimate win.
SHOCK HORROR!! The most incredible part for the crowd was the realization that this girl group was actually singing. It's one of those rare moments that only a live performance can produce - Looks like she bruised her puppies pretty good, OUCH!!!