And I like girls who sing filthy double entendre-laden songs about boys with bigs skills, and poking skills. I've got nunchuck skills, and I could pretty much throw this ball over that mountain. Will that do?
You're a detective out of town and you have to come home to this?! If you thought what happened to Bruce in The Last Boy Scout was bad at least that was only one guy, this poor man can't turn around without bumping into another suitor.
A cat eating a bowl of spaghetti is pretty strange in it's self but some of the situations this little moggy gets into are literally outrageous. I would ask what have they been feeding him but i already know.
Just when you thought it was safe to get a job at a call center, this prank phone call proves that Karma exists, and American's can fight back when it comes to unsolicited calls - This is genius at it's very best !
This might be your only chance to see fifty pairs of sensuous lips, belonging to gorgeous models, talk directly at you. Sure, there might be the little inconvenience of a computer screen between you and them, but just imagine what those lips could do.
The cast and crew of Doctor Who perform like monkeys in front of the camera to celebrate David Tennant finally leaving and ending his over-hyped, child-at-Christmas performance of the Doctor. I still hate him for ending something epic.
If you ever thought paper cuts or the potential of a jammed finger in a drawer
were potential hazards at work then this kind of job is not for you - How in the hell does the shark manage to get inside the protective cage - OMG!
That’s why you’ve got to love Graham Norton, when all others are falling around him. Putting to rest urban myths like they were getting a lethal injection. Was that Tom Hank’s voice in the Woody toy or his bro Jim?
Faith made America strong–according to the Fascist mind of Rick Perry. He wants to embrace men and, so, just like when you really fancy someone at school, you act like you hate them, Rick’s doing that with gays. Basically Rick Perry’s a homosexual. The end.
This guy got arrested for intoxication and didn't quite agree with the charges against him. After pleading his case, he decides to belt out his emotions... through the music of Queen to state the fact. FAIL!
This is quite simply brilliant. Mark Zuckerberg inventing Facebook on Alcatraz Island to save the internet from exploding and releasing a bunch of mercenary robots who will take over the world - Cue slow-mo and thundering music.