More lessons on how to speak proper! Next week - the difference between loose and lose, as that really bugs the crap outta me! Get it right or it's the ovens for you!
Has the new internet craze spread to the feline world, could it be that this is the next step in cat world domination? Or is it just the case that it's getting so warm that these cats are just stretching out on anything cold?
Parking attendants, i HATE them! Sometimes the bastards can get to you even after you have died.it's incredible what levels they will sink to in order to issue a ticket!
If only we weren't all such hardened cynical bastards, used to assuming that everything that sounds far fetched is a simple scam, then we could have collectively saved a little girls life. Oh well.
How totally nerdcore is this, it's like the best mutated genetical experiment of your dreams come true. A Unichick. Yep, part unicorn and a whole lotta woman :)
If you watch 'My Name Is Earl' then you'd surely have noticed the hot cleaner, cum stripper Catalina! She's the gorgeous Hispanic hottie & thankfully for those that take note she's been doing some very juicy roles!
If you've got someone who just won't leave you along, even though you said it was over months ago and they keep stalking you both on and offline, then this is a fail safe way to get them to leave you the hell alone.
Clearly we need to ban the sale of cucumbers. won't someone please think of the children (and the dogs)? I hope she used a seedless cucumber so that she doesn't get pregnant.
She can be such a tease sometimes, just wop 'em out before they're around your knees Elisha! Everyone wants to see them she could make some mad money to show them off.