Oh sweet Asian beauty, what would it take to woo you into my arms? Money? Poetry? A dance maybe? Or perhaps I should just come over to Japan, throw caution to the wind!
It's a sad and scary day when your favourite kitty suddenly becomes a flesh eating monster who just wants to eat your brains - Beware all cat lovers - WTF ?
Unfortunately for the world they're rarer than heterosexual hair stylists. So good luck finding one you nerdlord, because your going to be looking for a long time.
Once you've heard one self-appointed 9-11 hero's speach, you've heard them all - This guy could fill an airship with all the hot air coming outta his mouth!
Every little boy can remember when he got his first My Little Pony, the joy on your face as you looked at its little sparkly glittered eyes, the first time you combed its hair and showed your buddies...........