I like a chick who knows what she wants and maybe does things a little different - I'm going to go out on a bit of a limb here and guess that her favorite color is, pink. Maybe? Either way she can bounce her bum upside down. Skillz!
It's the perfect combination you always dreamed of, the exquisite combination of seafood and chocolate has been realised, packaged up and sold as a snack for paint splattered lovers. M'mmmm :p
Skateboarding is so Michael J. Fox circa 1985/55. It’s all about using live animals now, so go grab your pet, rip its paws off and replace them with some gnarly Bones STFs and then take to the streets. Woof.
For all you flesh-eating, organ-munching, human-devouring undead out there, you need to shape up gods dammit! What sort of a terrifying walking dead do you call yourselves? I bet you couldn't even suck an eyeball through a lower intestine!
This is seriously what every plane in the world needs. I'm sick of those homo ass attendants with camp voices telling me to put my seat belt on. At least you can respect this guy. Skills
Clean-up crews are hard at work after a VH1 bus carrying reality show contestants overturned, spilling 2,000 pounds of highly concentrated slut - It's a tough job, but somebodies gotta do it!
It's a lesson in how o commit the perfect crime. Kinda! The boys have figured out the best way to pull off a robbery and not get pinched for it.. so simple really, don't steal anything. Brilliant!
The promise of a game where you can take a wimp through basic training and make him 'Born-again hard !' is almost too good to resist - This game is SO realistic that i think it is - LOL!
Finalist in Doritos Crash The Super Bowl commercial contest. While these poofs we slapping each other up i would be spanking their girls up. What a waste :(
NEVER show this to your girlfriand, she will never forgive you for stereotyping her. For each one of these that you recognize having heard, you have to subtract that one brain cell that was devoted to storing that information. Nuff said.