If you here this song then have a quick look out the window and check that the world isnt turning into a huge game of space invaders. Cos you could get caught in the cross fire!
Talk about wanting to be left alone & get a good night's sleep. With friends like these who needs enemies? I'm surprised this guys doesn't lose his patience and kick the sh!t out of these weiners.
Now this is what video cameras were really made for, trying to catch your girlfriend nakie while she gets changed. We should all try this, apparently cute females love being caught out and having the experience put up on the interwebs! Even better when they fart like this chick!
We all like to see someone get pwnd and there are many different ways you can do it; fireworks are always a good start, as are using tools like golf clubs, baseball bats and the old classic - an electric shock. So many different ways, so many lolz.
Hahaha, this biatch kinda freaks the hell out when she thinks her boyfriend has cut her hair off. To be honest after this reaction he should dump her for being an excessive drama queen. Or shave her head for real when she's sleeping!
Still lamenting the death of the beehive-haired one? Then you can weep tears of empty hope at this turntablist tribute to the queen of binge. And its pretty damn funky.
They might be dressed like gentlemen and have spent lots of money on the food but they certainly don't eat like gents. But to be honest I don't think I'd be able to hold back if you put that plate in front of me. OM NOM.
Not only has North Korea lost a madman dictator with yesterday's death of Kim Jong Il, but the world of sports has lost the greatest golfer of all time (11 holes in one at his first attempt) - Here's a tribute to what he left behind.
Messing about on the river is ok, but not the open seas. Having this much booze on a boat is never a good idea, especially when you're an idiot. You have to read between the lines on this one a little but it's still funny.
Something tells me that getting a cute girl to pose in a sensual way and take pictures of her is NOT the normal police procedure at the front desk during the night shift - Even better that it gets caught on CCTV and aired on national TV - LOL !
Dan Bull, poet laureate of the interwebs gives his rap verdict on all those super injunctions that everyone’s getting all upset about and that. Haven’t we got bigger things to worry about than rich people cheating on their spouses?