When you swap a light sabre for a wand and an ugly little green guy for, well another ugly green guy you can make something comepletely different! - I'll bet you never saw this one coming !
Love her or hate her, you kinda come back to loving her because of the weird & wonderful mess she seems capable of making out of life to date. But her puppies are massive so you gotta love her really.
A horse probably costs less to feed and won't cover you in slobber at random intervals - Furthermore, ownership of a this gives you a much better chance of getting laid - OMG !
This is 'BUSTED' on a massive scale - Just remember that you never fool around with a female, because revenge is much more than you could ever dream of - OMG!
If you thought that the opposite sex were very easy to figure out then you couldn't have been more wrong - They are so complex that even mathematics has a hard time equating them :(