Man this chick is so wasted, but she is also very hot, so it becomes a time-old conundrum about how you react to this? I would be sleazing it to the max at this point with her and then let her own herself. But that's just me.
Throwing animals in a moving car, splashing people with puddles, setting fire to someone's newspaper, while they're reading it. It can only be the work of one man, one tireless individual. The world's greatest asshole. God's speed, dear sir. God's speed.
Good old Charlie Brooker, here he gives a spot on parody of lazy news editing, taken from his awesome TV shows Newswipe. He manages to inform, take the piss, all while using their own methods for ridiculing them.
Sometimes in life you only find out if something is terrible by trying it out and learning from the experience. This puppy slurps a lime, thinks about it for a moment, and freaks out. Then he does it again. I remember my first lime...
Never one to be outdone by their cleverer and more ergonomically smarter rivals, Microsoft unveil a phone to compete with the ubiquitous iPhone. This is going to blow the iPhone away, if you want to stay ahead of the crowd, buy it NOW!!!
Riding a bike is fairly dangerous as it is, but this guy ups the ante by riding his motorbike along the pinacle of a mountain range, with perilous drops on either side of him. At lease he won't get hit by a car i guess...
The moon, it makes people go mad (Luna-cy) - It's hard to believe but if you walk up to Buzz Aldrin and call him a liar and a coward, he'll punch you. Well, okay it's not that hard to believe but it is kinda hard to believe the moon's not made of cheese.
Tired with receiving unsolicited phone calls this father lets his 1 year old kid answer the phone. This way you'll never be bothered by them again, unless that is of course they want to see you diapers!