Man this chick is so wasted, but she is also very hot, so it becomes a time-old conundrum about how you react to this? I would be sleazing it to the max at this point with her and then let her own herself. But that's just me.
Sometimes, even when you see something with your own eyes you still can't believe it & it manifests into a mindf#ck - This is 100% real. And if you believe that then you are the stupidest person to have ever lived, other than my old house mate.
Link’s pretty fly for an elf guy and he lays it all down in this badass rap, and even has a rap battle with the ginger minger Ganondorf, who dares to suggest that Princess Zelda doesn’t get kidnapped but runs off to be with the arch manipulator.
Futurama was right, celebrities of the future will be preserved as disembodied heads in jars, and one of those celebs will be the undead, taut-faced form of Joan Rivers, her looks kept youthful by hourly injections of stem cells straight into her jowls.
Sometimes you fail to notice the warning signs that mean FAIL! Yeah, he's in last place, but it looks like he's going to be the first to be finished with the race. This time it's injury being added to insult.
Welcome to the craziest idea ever dreamed up by a dumb-ass - This dude decides to film himself doing some difficult car manouvers while under the influence - It doesn't go quite to plan as an unexpected monster turns up - WTF ?
When she says multi-tasking does she mean satisfying 3 women at once while playing MW2, eating a take away pizza & drinking a beer? I can also act like I'm doing some work when really I'm watching television & shooping images of my buddies.
Well, for a start we wouldn’t be here because we need them to help the species keep on keeping on. But, that little note aside, we also need them to do silly stuff so we can look and laugh and think how endearing they are.