Man this chick is so wasted, but she is also very hot, so it becomes a time-old conundrum about how you react to this? I would be sleazing it to the max at this point with her and then let her own herself. But that's just me.
Like typical bar room casualty what started out as something so pure, happy and carefree, making fart jokes and checking out chest cushions has degenerated into a loathsome, witless and foul mannered shadow of it's former self. RIP Lad Culture!
You might want to try this on a woman if she confronts you about looking at her chest. Instead of just accepting that you're a perv reel off an explanation that involves evolution to explain why you're looking at her breasts. Good luck.
Talk about a lucky escape and narrowly avoiding certain death! Here's a helpful tip for everyone out there, don't sledge down hills with roads at the bottom of them. Because you might not be as lucky as this guy.
As long as it features hot chicks wrapped in police tape, I'm happy to listen and look at it. And this does, plus it's pretty funny as well. Now that's a winning formula in my book. All I need now is a beer...
If there's one thing that shadow puppets are consistent with when getting their horizontal workout, it's keeping the lights on. You won't find them with body issues, getting all coy and ashamed. They don't have that choice.
Pop quiz, hotshot. It's 8:00 AM. There's a 'Jabba The Hut' looking dude on the bus screeching California Gurls at the top of his voice. If the bus goes over 50, he keeps singing, and if it goes under 50, he keeps singing. What do you do?
If you have the need for speed, prepare to get owned! I must say, i was rather impressed with this drivers skills right up until four guys had to dive to get out of his way - There must be safer wasy of messing about on the water - OMG!