Are things too complicated with your girlfriend ?! Ever wish she was as simple as a noodle (as long as she didn't act like one in bed) ?! Luv the song - and if women are offended then surely are they just being lesbians ?!
It's one of those eternal questions that you always want to know the answer to, it's like aliens Vs Predator. What you can rest easily because the winner will be shown to you very soon.
A local news lady attempts to perfect the art of exiting a vehicle without exposing herself, she has to learn the hard way that it is simply impossible in this day and age.
Have you woken up in the morning only to find yet another cal-girl corpse in your house? Dead Hookers can be a real problem in the home and maybe it's time to call in the professionals - Dispose of those expired ladies with confidence - WTF?
Horror at it's very best! I just love it in slice & dice movies when the evil one gets to mutilate his dead victim! - I guess he's just looking for a new football to play with - GROSS !
Stella Artois are giving all you technophiles the opportunity to impress your friends & relatives by sending an eCard with a difference. As well as the card looking good you'll also be doing good; for every card sent a rainforest tree will be saved.
Is there anything this beauty cant do with her feet, i bet some kinky dudes have some ideas. I like her skills but i like that fact she does it in her lingerie even more!!! Hubber hubber!
The thing about pr0n is that it can lift you up and put you down all in an instant. Whatever it does for you tho - it's always bad manners to not share good pr0n with the whole office ! Too "hoarse" to react ?! Classic !