It's a strange world out there and the youth of today are growing up so fast it's scary - I suggest you inform them about the birds and the bees before they discover what a Cleveland Steamer is - OMG!
She's well into her extreme sports and with this slick baby she'll never miss any pro corned beef hash wolfing or any extreme hotdog consumption action ever again! Makes me wanna go straight out and chomp down a few sticks of the finest butter right now!
Have you woken up in the morning only to find yet another cal-girl corpse in your house? Dead Hookers can be a real problem in the home and maybe it's time to call in the professionals - Dispose of those expired ladies with confidence - WTF?
You know what chciks say about guys with big hands? Well, this dude says it isn't true (whew!) - But it does have one advantage that has left this poor guy feeling very inadequate and he can't 'perform' without some sort of physical aid - LOL!
Cast your mind back to the glorious heady days of the 80's when rap was just in it's infancy and tomorrow's superstars were just starting out - Thank GOD this wasn't one of them - OMFG!!!
Everyone with a brain loves Jay and Silent Bob so that means that everyone will be loving Clerks 2 to follow up to the 90's black and white classic full of excellent comedy.