If you have a junky coming round for Christmas then you had better make sure you get them the correct drugs. Because if you get crack instead of skag then you are going to be in a world of pain. LOL!
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To be honest if i saw some bozo rambling on like a jokey then i would probably stand behind him making humping signals too but there is only one way its going to end. LOL
Before the Adidas Originals House Party, our friends David and KG challenged each other to a little one-on-one competition. Can KG kick it or can David Beckham actually jump high enough for a slam dunk ?!
There is nothing better in life than a wet pussy. Just take a look at this one it looks so funny and desperate as it struggle to get out of the water.........