Make your own taser and then get your own back on the cops or just use it on your friends, they'll love it, trust me. Wait for them to fall asleep and then use it to wake them from their slumber, it's a great way to wake up to the world.
Futurama was right, celebrities of the future will be preserved as disembodied heads in jars, and one of those celebs will be the undead, taut-faced form of Joan Rivers, her looks kept youthful by hourly injections of stem cells straight into her jowls.
We men are often guilty of thinking with the wrong head, which can all too often lead to some dangerous troubles. Every so often though it actually makes more sense than what our brain is telling us, don't believe me....try it - LAMO!
AT LAST - This is the girl of your dreams - The one that you have been surfing all this time for,to try and find - She's cute, hot and what she does in this video is beyond your wildest dreams - How could you have not found this clip before now ???
What happens in this video is pretty much described in the title so what ever i write here doesn't really matter. So if you don't watch this then you're gay. Honest!
When you get stuck at the lights and some chick starts cleaning your wind shield i suggest you remember this video and try this sweet move and you'll be laughing all the way to the bank (or at least till you get back home) LOL!!!
Are you compiling a bucket list? If so, it looks like we've got another one to add to the 'Things To Do Before I Die' list. However, i'd probably put this one near the end, just in case it goes FAIL!?
Searching through viewer's houses looking for antiques means you are bound to come across some 'interesting' items sooner or later. Today they find a treasured instrument of pleasure for the lady of the house.
This is just pure genius! Not only can you sit behind your girlfriend and legitimately watch her gyrate without being a letch - but you can invite your buddies girlfriends round and drool at them as well :)
Glueballing! WTF is that?? I am always amazed that however much i 'think' i know about sex and bedroom behaviour, something always comes along to make me realize just what a newb i really am!
Most people go for the guard dog but here we have a guard cat, and he sees off a bear. Who knows where this is but they seems to have a pretty good system for getting rid of the garbage, other than the guard cat getting involved. LOL!!!