You can see the weirdest things driving along the freeway in America, sometimes what is seen can never be unseen. trouble is, they probably made her ride up there when she was alive too
When you find yourself in any kind of personal crisis, moral or otherwise, you should always ask yourself, "What would Don Draper do?" Then consult this handy infographic and follow it to the necessary conclusion.
Just what the hell was that crappy song by Rebecca Black all about? It wasn't just sent from hell to torture us to death by choking on hate. No, it was about the JFK assassination of course. Duh.
I was taught that swearing demonstrates a lack of vocabulary - Show me one word thats a noun, adjective, verb, past perfect and simile in the knowledge that you are a clever b#stard :)
It's a nation of motor vehicles and cruising in comfort, but when you can't find your elbow anymore you know it's time for some radical measures, or it's game over!
The reason all young women should drink until they can't stand up - It's always good to see some good-looking huns rolling about on the floor, laughing, lezzing off with each other & showing their underwear to whoever's passing!
When you are a dog there are some things in life you can't bear to be without, whatever the cost. Sometimes a dog just doesn't know when to stop - You have to admire his dedication though.
If you are gonna own a pet then you should take responsibility of looking after it and making sure it gets daily exercise - This however is taking laziness to extremes !