Holy crap this chick is totally smoking and her bozo ass boyfriend throws pee on her then 2 full bags of flour. Listen baby you should go out with me instead.
You would get pretty pissed at these bozos for ruining all these films for you but they do it in such a funny way, i harbor no anger towards them at all. Well done boys.
Are things too complicated with your girlfriend ?! Ever wish she was as simple as a noodle (as long as she didn't act like one in bed) ?! Luv the song - and if women are offended then surely are they just being lesbians ?!
Its one of my dreams come true Jessica has gone for a role as a stripper and shock horror she is totally awesome at it. Hopefully she'll take it up full time.
Whatever you do NEVER look into a lemur's eyes (however cute he may look) because you will suddenly feel like you are being watched a 'little' too closely - WTF?