Would could be better on a Tuesday afternoon than a hot blonde beauty dancing in her bedroom looking sexy as hell to make you feel better on a winter night.
I couldn't have said it better myself. You're walking to work, you get splashed by a car passing through a giant puddle: bollocks. You get to work and realise you'd booked the day off: bollocks. You go to the toilet, look down: bollocks.
Just when you thought life couldnt get any better, your favorite website comes through with the ultimate video to improve your life. Predator rap was one thing but robocop rap is another.
Even in the world of firefighting they have their elite athletes, those who can slide down a pole with the speed and grace of a ninja, who can run with a ladder like Michael Johnson stepping on clouds. These men are the best of the best of the best.
He took the wallet, fifty bucks, and a gift card. The only thing he didn't take was the fifth. He's so stupid you almost feel sorry for him. I'd almost forgotten about this show it's been such a long time.
It was a close contest but the ride claimed another victim, BARF. Mom was trying so hard to hang in there, but it sounded like Dad was rooting against her the whole time.
NO, that's not a whore but a horse - HONEST! If you look closely at the car, there is indeed a horse in it. Surprise shouldn't really be an option when the title spells it out like this, but somehow it is still manages to surprise.
He has had a bit too much to drink and now he is going to wake up used and abused. The old beer goggles strike again, better luck next time booze hound.
This is what every man needs in his life to save him from the horror of cold leftover take-away – could this be the perfect live-in partner? No need to cook any more because it’ll all be done for you! I think I’m in lurve…