Have you ever met a chick that you thought was SO cute, nothing she could possibly do would put you off her....Then she opens her mouth and you suddenly not only find her repulsive, you want to kill her - Meet the lady of your dreams (nightmares) !
After yet another disappointing throwing game Vince Young calls a suicide hotline and gets a disappointed Titan's fan as support sponsor/operator - Needless to say, i bet when he tries to shoot himself he misses - LOL!
It's a battle of the sexes and it doesn't look like it's going too well for this poor dude...It's only fun, but he is getting his ass kicked and will not hit her back, while she pummels him......... Or maybe not - OMG !
Who said taking the bus to school was boring? I can imagine that this is how Otto Man from the Simpsons would drive the school bus if he was given half a chance. I'm certain Bart would love it.
Every year over 2 million kids are struck down with this disgusting STD (Schoolyard transmitted disease) - What's worse is that you may have cooties and not even know it - Being a friendly kid is a dangerous business :(
After a long day at work the last thing a chick needs is a 'cream pie in the face' prank from her boyfriend the moment she steps through the door - Understandably this woamn is gonna be mega-pissed - ROFL!
Seriously what makes girls what to do this crap. Bouncing your nonexistent booty on a picnic table in front of loads of douche's and then falling off? - I think we all know the answer ladies and gentlemen, it's called alcohol - LOTS of alcohol!