Isn't it weird how a cute looking chick can suddenly disappear before our very eyes and be replaced by a monster - It's all to do with the amount of alcohol they have consumed - So just make sure you NEVER end up with one at a party !!!
R.P.S (Restless Penis Syndrome) is a common problem experienced by males in a relationship - Now it seems there's a pill to take to cure this annoying chick problem - If your partner ever offers you a pill to take, flush it when she's not looking :(
When chicks get labeled as 'Bomshells from hell' you just know that things are gonna start getting hot anytime soon - If this is what it's like when you die then i might just press 'down' instead of 'up' on the heavenly elevator when i go - WOW !
This is just pure genius! Not only can you sit behind your girlfriend and legitimately watch her gyrate without being a letch - but you can invite your buddies girlfriends round and drool at them as well :)
Unlikely but successful collaborations pop up wherever you look. Find Dave Stewart alongside lovely Cameron Diaz as they both sing to make the world a better place. You should be convinced!