If you are ever lucky enough to be in this situation and the beautiful girl you have spent the night with does this in the morning - Before you run away screaming, maybe you should stick around and call her bluff ........ then again........ maybe not :(
This is the real deal Obama spits rhymes about how ready he is to go jack some fools but McCain seems just as ready. Or maybe they have just been listen to too much Biggie?
Bigger Fuller and definitely double-breasted....thats exactly how we like our buns, but if you are a chick then you might just have a chip on your shoulder (or somewhere else!)
Ever wondered if scientist Carl Sagan and Agent Smith from The Matrix might be the same person somehow? Well Morpheus definitely sees the resemblance right now.
Once in a long while there comes a single video that encompasses EVERYTHING that the internet stands for - A combination of sexy/ownage/wtf/funny all rolled into one classic clip - Ladies and gentlemen, i present an internet classic !
Do you remember Devo's classic "whip It!"? well this is the Jewish version of that song and it's all about getting your wiener chopped, not the nicest of thoughts but very funny all the same.
Are you fed up with you kids being raped by pervy priests? Tired of them being alone in their room and cutting themselves? Use 'Priest Off', it's the ultimate remedy for those schoolboy sodomisers - In a can - WTF !?!
This is seriously what every plane in the world needs. I'm sick of those homo ass attendants with camp voices telling me to put my seat belt on. At least you can respect this guy. Skills