Listen up and pay attention people: It's been a heavy night and you have pulled a babe but now remember her name, no problemo just follow these steps and you'll be fine!.......... Maybe?
Seriously cute chicks mixing it up with weapons of mass paralyzation are not a combination that you think would go well together - How WRONG you all were, it's an awesome combo - The guys who made this happen are now my new heros :)
And then God created Gisele, and he rested for he knew that once he gave her unto the world he deserved a break, for she was hot, and men would weep upon seeing her heaving bosom and rotund buttocks. Praise her, worship her!
Can't afford a Bluetooth and really need to talk while driving? Well, throw that pride away and buy one of these! You might look dumb, but at least you're talking! Waay better than sticky-tape or super-glue.
Here's a tip for you; never go down a waterslide into an empty swimming pool unless you want to grow a makeshift vajayjay on the back of your head. Seriously. This dude only got what he deserved. If you play with fire, you're gonna get burned.
Some things in life touch ALL men who are witness to it, this is one of those moments! Make sure you take your cup when you are drinking Rolling Rock or you could be in for a very painful ordeal - That HAD to frikking hurt !!
Its your lucky day people, because you get to watch the one and only Britney Spears singing her heart out live on The X Factory. Well i say singing but it's more like.............. Well you'll see.
Many of us by now are familiar with the talents of legendary camgirl Sweet Victoria, well it appears that she has added a new skill set to her list, finger painting.. herself. My lord would I like to do some touch-ups!