When you are impersonating someone else and their stupid way of diving into a swimming pool then make sure you dont smash you teeth on the bottom of the pool. Doofus!
Meet Eric, he’s a black dude and explains to us that every 45 seconds, a black person enters an elevator and a white b#tch clutches her purse - This is pushing the boundaries of political correctness and it kinda works!
My favorite is the one were they go to the chili festival and homer pours wax on his tongue and eats the hottest chills known to man but then loses his marbles priceless.
How much does your job suck? i bet, like me, you think that the higher up the ladder you go the easier it gets - WRONG!!! This poor dude is gonna have to go that extra mile in order to please his female boss - OMG !
Terry has had enough of listening to Sarah Palin's mumbo jumbo so he decides to take matters into his own hands. So Sarah welcome to the pain the first issue is free ! Genius.
Now this is a sure fire way for her to get a tip off me, so long as she isn't a complete rotbag and then i'll complain so she gets fire. This old guy loves it though. LOL!