It's been around since 572BC, there is no doubt that Ikea has solutions for everything from Bar Mitzvahs and weddings to funerals and crucifictions.... WTF?
If my legs looked like I'd stolen them from the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, my trousers wouldn't even fit the Statue of Liberty or my stomach was a giant ass hanging a few foot off the ground, I might start using a plate instead of a trough !
if you are a chick and want to get the attention of EVERY geek in the room then you should maybe take off what you are wearing and put this very special outfit on - WTF?
Plane crashes & suicide bombs are common reasons for early retirement to that place in the sky where Burger King never has queues & you never need to shower - WTF?