Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's a super-dooper human stamping machine with
awesome speed - You have got to see her other act, where she breaks the world record by turning 3,465 eggs into whipped cream !
It's one of the most amazing miracles of nature - Just how did Homer make it through the evolutionary cycle? - First there was, "Doh", then there was, "Doh!", then there was, "woo hoo!" - That's why they call it Homervolution - AWESOME !
Kelly Pickler is a geography genius and also an icon for all blonde sterotypes the world over - It's just a bit of a shame she falls at the first hurdle when it comes to the using her brain - ROFL !
Proving that there is life beyond moaning about the whereabouts of his bucket the walrus is back and getting down to some synchro-dancing and digging some Michael Jackson - Impressive, but there's no accounting for musical taste :)
It gets a bit worrying when a small kid values his MySpace page more than his family - Although having a big brother who knows and exploits this does not do much for this brat's temper - Makes for a good MySpace video though - LOL !
God bless high speed cameras, they really let you see what is happing when everyday things get slowed right down to the point of non-motion - Water baloons have just become a thing of beauty for me - WOW !
If you've never heard a song from comedian Stephen Lynch before i suggest you give it a listen - He is f#cking hilarious! - Who else could come up with lyrics like "My turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn."
When chicks get labeled as 'Bomshells from hell' you just know that things are gonna start getting hot anytime soon - If this is what it's like when you die then i might just press 'down' instead of 'up' on the heavenly elevator when i go - WOW !