Jeder liebt Nike! You don't need to be a linguist to work out that Nike translates as 'Cool' in every language on the planet, and this bit of Berlin electro proves it. Now I need to sort myself out some of those treads !
NEVER show this to your girlfriand, she will never forgive you for stereotyping her. For each one of these that you recognize having heard, you have to subtract that one brain cell that was devoted to storing that information. Nuff said.
It’s jizz in your pants time if you’re a fan of this Rockstar series that’s been making people addicted to staying indoors and killing and wrecking for quite some years. Grand Theft Auto V is being released in Spring 2013, but the hype starts now.
Yeah, very clever. All these kids are so smart to make a helicopter out of a blue container. Nice one. Now try flying it across the Atlantic, let’s see how far that gets them. They won’t be so smug when they’ve been stuck at sea for a week.
You win some, you lose some....BIG TIME! The President of Finland's husband checks out the Danish Queen's rack on live TV and being a typical female, she notices along with the rest of the world. Perfect!
A guy gets throat punched for his efforts to bring mirth to the community through the placement of sandwich meats on people's torsos. You might say his efforts were... ham-fisted. Nope. Don't say that. Ever.
Wanna know how to get guys to buy your products? Put some women in bikinis running along a beach in the video, preferably in slow-mo. Works every time. Bit of advice: next time lose the bikinis, yeah? Sweet.