No matter where you are or what you're doing, there is always going to be someone that 'bit' better - Well, in this case it's someone with better balance and a solid objective - Meeow!
A horse probably costs less to feed and won't cover you in slobber at random intervals - Furthermore, ownership of a this gives you a much better chance of getting laid - OMG !
if you are a chick and want to get the attention of EVERY geek in the room then you should maybe take off what you are wearing and put this very special outfit on - WTF?
Sometimes you think you know someone and then they go and do something very weird - If one of your buddies dressed & acted like this at a party would you admit to ever being his friend - WTF?
There's no doubting it, Aubrey is kinda cute, in a coked-up hooker kinda way - According to Wikipedia she's a singer, songwriter & has been in musicals since the age of 5 - Can you believe it?