No matter where you are or what you're doing, there is always going to be someone that 'bit' better - Well, in this case it's someone with better balance and a solid objective - Meeow!
If you are married, a spouse shuld provide the following qualities - A shoulder to cry on, a clown when your sad, A good woman brings balance to life - Especially if you drive a tractor - LOL!
Please note that all the people with large bubbles protruding from their behinds are actors. No real animals, fish or boiled eggs were harmed whilst producing this health warning.
When the sun comes out the cuties flock to the beach for bathing duties - They are supposedly working on their tans, but we know it's just an excuse to show off their bikini bods !
If you feel that nobody takes you seriously then simply get dressed up in some tough-looking leathers with optional accessories such as metal studs. Then join a, "bad boy" biker crew. Please note that spandex is a tell tale sign of WTF!!