The next time you start moaning that your high speed internet connection is a piece of s#it spare a thought for those people less fortunate than yourselves - LOL
When you swap a light sabre for a wand and an ugly little green guy for, well another ugly green guy you can make something comepletely different! - I'll bet you never saw this one coming !
She moans because you spend all you money on beer and you gripe coz she's wasting it all on Make-up - Exactly who is right in the conflict and what are the reasons behind what we do - LOL !
I didn't believe it before, but the saying 'Things can often look better from a different angle' is SO true - From now on i'm gonna be trying this out on everyone i meet :)
Next time you go near a spooky old horror house in the woods and think to yourself 'I wonder what's inside, lets have a quick look around?', remember it's a spooky house for a reason !
It's a classic dude trick, stand next to cute chicks and check them out, but make them think you don't notice them - However, some 'parts' of you can NEVER lie - ROFL !