"One day I opened my nightstand and realized that it sounded exactly like Chewbacca. I hope Darth Vader doesn't break into my apartment with a can of WD-40." When this starts to happen you know you've watch starwars too much
Unfortunately, mind over matter doesn’t come into play when you place your faith in Russian muscle cars. It may sound like a hair dryer but don’t underestimate the shear pulling power from this cardboard box with 4 wheels - WTF ?
When 2 chicks get intimate on the floor with a pleasure-giving device, but are unsure whether to use it or not, you just know that for the next 2 minutes your eyes are gonna be glued to your monitor :)
My oh my, look what the cat dragged in, kids! It's a whole gaggle of Grindhouse-style Cam Girls, courtesy of FOUNDRY CAMS, shaking their asses to 'Driven' by BRET MICHAELS.
Hollywood is back to reliving past glories and this time it's the AWESOME Tron. A movie about a guy being shrunk down, digitized and put inside a computer. Feel the nerd inside of you rise up and fap!
The advancement in android robotics is quite amazing - They now react to being subjected to pain and their naughty bits being touched - How much longer before they start complaining about every little thing i wonder?
It's amazing how language isn't a problem when comedy and hawt chicks are involved - You don't need a translation to find this one funny - Total GENIUS!!!