This is the classic college prank where you bust in on your buddy's room and expect to find him watching pr0n and fapping and leave him feeling ashamed and owned 1 It was all going SO well untill something took an unexpected twist - WTF?
I know that we are not much of a God-fearing religious nation anymore, but that doesn't mean that the omnipotent ones don't know when we are getting excited by watching cute girls get jiggy - They are watching you :(
If you are without a girlfriend and stuck for some good advice on how to change your situation then you need the 'Sexpert' - this groove dude will tell you everything you need to know to score - NOT!!!
You gotta be careful with that wolf whistle these days cos there's nothing dwarf-like about the extreme nutshot these little guys can mete out! Not all girls appreciate a wolf-whistle so if you're going to then prepare yourself for a world of pain!
Mr Bolt is so damn fast he stops to make a call to his girlfriend and still manages to totally smash the world record. Think how fast he would be if he bothered trying? Genius.
All over the world cultures have different ways of ending relationships - But in Australia they seen to have the most suble indirect approach i have seen - ROFL!