Please God, tel me that this is some kind od sick, twisted parody? This is probably the scariest chick my eyes have ever seen, shes cute, but i wouldn't want to get stuck in an elevator with her - WTF???
This is one way of getting peace and quiet from chicks who want YOU and get on with watching the game - Why is it that women always get horny at the WORST possible moments?
Holy crap i think this dude might actually have a boner for his business card. I seriously couldn't give a crap how good it is i would never do business with this dweeb.