Don't worry if you are obese or butt-ugly when it comes to winning over a female! Getting a beautiful chick is easier than ever if you know how - OMG !
The hot celeb just wants a quiet private moment at the beach and who can blame her - But it looks like there are a few guys hanging around drooling, so her boyfriend lifts her out of the water so they can get a better look - WTF?
I was taught that swearing demsonstrates a lack of vocabulary - Show me one word thats a noun, adjective, verb, past perfect and simile in the knowledge that you are a clever b#stard :)